Going to the Fair!

The fair is in town where I live so things are starting to liven up around here. Let me first of all say, that it was pretty gay. I'm not homophobic, don't get me wrong. I have nothing against the homosexuals. I'm not just saying it's gay because there were so many gays over there, but there were so many shirtless guys. It's very difficult to avoid them, plus I hate having to bust through a crowd full of them with their sweat touching each other's skin. Guys, this isn't rocket science! Put a damn shirt on so no one will have to see you fugly tattoos. I know it's hot outside, but everyone is on their knees pleading you to put some clothing on. Anyways, back to the fair. There isn't ever much to do there and 98% of the stuff is 10x more expensive than its original price on the local market. What's worse is that people buy up that crap. The rest of the booths has something to do with signing up for some business or selling some lame crap. The music is alright...for awhile, but then they soon start putting up that hippy crap music. That's just me personally. The rides..crap. Need I say more? The people....douche bags. Can't even go a couple of steps without stepping into a path of a careless smoker or a pack of stoners sniffing up cocaine. I suppose that if you weren't living in my area, that the fair might actually appeal to you. Maybe it's just me, knowing I'll have to try to get some sleep at night while the music is always going to be booming into my ear. There's an easier way to get through this fair and have some decent fun. Just going at night where there is fewer people, and less people smoking around. This brings me to my next: Lesson of the Day:

#10. When in a fair, be on the lookout for some free stuff. I'd hate to sound like a freeloader, but there are some cool stuff you can actually get in fairs. Do anything whether you might think is fun. That's all I really can say. Some like fairs, some don't. Go if you want, or don't go at all. If you're at a fair and feel grumpy about it, make the best of it or you might regret it later.

Now that I've posted my opinion, I'm going to go and try to win myself a turtle. A fish, maybe but it'll most likely commit suicide on me....umm..(not that I haven't been taking good care of it) riiiiggghhhtttt.... >_> <_< K.BAI.

Saving up!

You're alway going to want those precious things you've been watching on tv and through the shop windows. Then there comes the time when you think where it is just too expensive and settle for less. Pause for a minute. Think about what you are doing. Ask yourself these questions: Do I need this right away? Is there an easier way to obtain this? If you sought these questions through and still come up with the answer to just purchase a less item of value than the one you really want, then you may have made a grave mistake. There were times when I would buy things such as games that were for a lesser price than what I really wanted. Then they failed. They just turned to crap. The results: I lost a good amount of money I could've saved for those great games. Once you get the best of the best, you have that great feeling that you have such an awesome thing and that was really nothing else you could do to get anything better. You never have those feelings of regret of what would have happened if you didn't wait and got something crappier. Lesson of the Day:

#9. Buy the best of the best when necessary. If the best just has some few additions, then there is no big reason to get it. Once you get the best, you'll never have to worry about trying to get more than what you have.

And now, a new comic!:
The damn scanner won't work with me so now I have to look for the manual. Sorry for quality for now, but things will get better. I promise. :D

Classmates and you!

You're sitting at your desk and observing the people around you. For awhile, they start to look like a group of different types of animals all caught in a small zoo. They can be annoying and may just drive you crazy, you know that these are your classmates.
Not all classmates are terrible little bastards, some may be friends that can be a real lifesaver when you get into a sticky situation. So choose your allies carefully, as some may betray you or will start to depend on you and interupt what ever you are doing.

Ok, so I've classified the various types of classmates into these catagories:

The Talker: These are the ones that socialize occasionally. They have machine-gunned mouths that speak faster than the speed of sound. It's almost impossible to keep up with them in a conversation.

The Class Clown: These aren't so bad after awhile but some jokes tend to repeat themselves and therefore becomes annoying. Some may provide some good entertainment for a boring, monotous classroom.

The Kiss Ass: They are the ones that suck up to the teacher in order to get good grades. They will usually try to involve the teacher in their projects to make it look like they actually care for the teacher.

The Intelligents: They are pretty good as long as they won't rub anything in your face for any higher grades than yours. They can prove themselves to be valuable allies to assist you with any problems you have in class.

The Smart Ass: A little bit like the intelligents but these people will bitch about every small little detail that need to be corrected. Most people tend to flame these guys..

The Idiot: These people just don't care about anything. They're F-ups. Just don't do anything for them. They're very dependable on those who are smart, but shy and weak.

The Asshole: Some of them act like they're your friends when really you have no idea who they are. Some may even be obsesssed with touching you, like on your hair, and trying to put their arm around you to make it seem like you're buddies with them. No one knows that kind of person? Just me? Oh, ok. >_> <_<

The Shy and Weaks: They usually don't talk very much. Really, they're quite harmless...for now. Don't hesistate for a moment that they might become serial killers.

The Average: These are the kinds of people that are sometimes kings of all kings. They have the utmost respect from sometimes everyone. They do try to do their best and may not always get the highest score, but still are always cool with everyone. It's alright to be friends with one, but don't praise them or you might become their bitch.

And this leads to my conclusion that is The Lesson of the Day:

#8. Be independent. Don't give to that peer pressure and do things that make you crazy just to fit in. Don't just go along with it or you become weak and vulnerable. Stand up for yourself and give that kick into the balls.

Celebrities and their status

You know, you've seen them. You've watched them sing, dance, act, and make complete fools of themselves on national television. Of course, I'm talking about celebrities. There are only a handful of them that really infuriate me and those are the ones that have such a large ego, that it crushes all of those who praise them beneath it. These are the celebrites that will do absolutely anything to stay on the A list. What's so special about this list? Why must this determine the value of celebrites? A terrible error in the film industry which I hope will be obliterated for all time. The fans are alright as long as they don't step over the line. Fanatics are the true problem when it comes to celebrities. They are the ones that treat them like gods and don't believe they can be anything like the celebrities with high status. They have no soul. They are unable to tolerate others and therefore must be avoided. In my opinion, I don't think celebrities that always choose Hollywood are true celebrities since they are just in it for the reputation and money. It is my dream to become an independent filmmaker until Hollywood decides to have some orginatlity for once in awhile. I do look up to people like Kevin Smith, Mel Brooks, and Stanley Kubrick, but I don't worship them. I want to prove to myself and maybe others that I can be amongst the greats, however far away that may be. The one other thing I hate about the media is those cheezy teen pop magazines the pry into celebrities lives and try to reveal a fake shocking news that make celebrities look bad. They tend to forget that they are people too and they make mistakes just as anyone else. It's also interesting to see how easily fanatics are made fun of. Remember that one crying girl from American Idol? (not that I watch the show anyways >_> <_<) Such an easy target to flame and burn on the media, internet, ....this could go on. Today's lesson of the day:

#7. Don't go crazy over celebrites. You'd only make youself lower than they are. Celebrities are people too.

As for a treat, here's a video I once made at summer camp a year ago:

Swear Words.

Most of us know the whole alphabet of swear words. I won't go into detail here as I won't tempt to offend anyone. Personally, I like swear words. Let's face it, it's very hard to go on without every speaking a swear word. They're one of the easiest ways to release anger without any physical harm involved. Plus they just make so many things so damn funny. Ironically, I swear less often than I usually do in real life. I just don't have that much of a need to use them, plus I'd rather use them in appropriate situations. The only thing I truly despise about them is the racial slurs and when someone makes a large amount of use of them that they make up every word in the sentence. Ex." F*** this motherf***ing f***er!". It get annoying and old after awhile. The best way to use them is mixing them up with real actual english words. I don't ask for much, but it'd be nice to hear a sentence that makes sense. This only applies to the people who uses them excessively. In a way, it's like drinking beer (for adults), it's ok to use them once awhile but excessive use could get you screwed. Lesson of the Day:

#6. Use swear words with caution. Don't go overboard with their use, as some people might look down upon them.

Old against the young....

As I came home from summer school today, I was on the bus next to some girl about 14-ish years old and a guy next to her who was about 25-ish old. They were arguing about who should have the right to move farther back to the bus to let others come in. To me, the girl had presented a good point on why the hell is a 25-ish year old guy arguing with someone who is younger than him and trash-talking her? He was saying, and I quote, " Y'all are lucky that you ain't 18 years old." in some gangster poser manner. I swear he was one of the most dumb-shit retards I've ever know. Scratch that, there are actual mentally disabled people who have proven themselves smarter than that idiot. It amazes me how even the young can prove themselves to be smarter than those who are older. Just to be clear, I had no idea who this girl was but I was just overhearing the conversation next to me. As for the lesson of the day:

#5: If you get into an arguement with someone who is younger than you, make sure you know what you are talking about or you may have put yourself into a lower position than them.

P.S. You know, I'm not sure why I keep writing these blog updates, knowing that only Ed reads them for now, and I do appreciate that (Thanks man). Maybe it's just that I like writing and have a need to express them. I'll see. As for the comics, I'm just getting a bit lazy with them, but I do have some old ones that I've made. I need to re-draw them in pen on paper so they'll be clearer to see.