Saturday, August 11, 2007

Sports and more! Part 1


So I just had my fencing class today (beginner's class) and I must say that I am getting very into it. It's a tricky sport and takes much coordination. Of course, with every sport comes some douche who thinks he/she's better than everyone, even when they've only started the beginner's class. I don't have one in my fencing class though but they're very quite common in most sports teams. Then there is the kid with the steroids who the coach unusually has feelings for. It's best to avoid these kind of people as they will someday be arrested for illegal use of the drug and will be brutally raped in prison. The lesson of the day:

4. Whenever you're in a sport team, be a sport and play by the rules. Don't be an asshole. The biggest loss you can have in a game is when your teammates betray you for having the wrong attitude.

A new irrelevant comic to the topic for the day, made for my friend, Ed. Just because I hate bitchy principals:

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Silly Youtubers!

Most of us on the web, of course, know about the infamous video sharing site known as Youtube. And with video sharing comes just terrible videos made by some people into some weird shit. Among these are some popular ones who usually update their videos weekly or daily. Of course, I'm taking about people like lonelygirl15, Lisa Nova (not that bad actually), and Daxflame. They are piss poor actors who have somehow made their way into fame by some dumb-struck viewers who actually praise them as if they're some freakin' god. I flame them because they're not themselves and turn into someone they're not. Unless that's what they really feel and say, then that makes them retarded and full of shit. I do tend to ignore these people and would rather view something worthwhile seeing with some, I don't know, people with real experience! Have most youtubers just gone completely insane?! Are they on some crack while taking dips of LSD? I don't understand it. Here are 2 new lessons for the day:

2. If you plan to create a video of yourself on youtube, say what you really mean and grow up. Youtube was meant for older people, not pre-teens, not kids under 12. No, it was for teens and up.

3. Never read any of the comments to a video that isn't yours. Most likely it will end in some stupid argument over a small matter. If you can't resist and must absolutely be involved, do not stoop to their level. As I recall a great saying, arguing over the internet is like being in the special olmpics, it doesn't matter if you win, you're still retarded.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Emos! Damn them!


Personally, I truly abhor them. Some people act like they're some whole damn race of people and think they're so damn great. Give me a break. All they do is just bitch about how the world isn't good enough for them. They don't have anything better to do with their lives than cut words of hatred into their skin already knowing it's not going to make anything any better for them. I honestly have no idea what some people see in them that make them seem so attractive. Is it that they take on the rebel side? Hell no. They're simply posers wearing black mascara and grow very long hair that they can't even see what's in front of them. Lesson of the Day:

1. Don't be an emo. Avoid them at all costs.

Remember:No REAL person likes an emo.

A new comic! Sorry for crappy quality. I try to fix my scanner soon.

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